Bundle Your Bad Decisions
Any 2 tees for $50 or 3 for $70. Because therapy is expensive.
Join 1,500,000+ fans who've already decided to give zero fucks. Wear this shit to church, court, or family dinner.. you won't.
Freshly Cooked Chaos
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What the People Say (Because Y'all Are Funnier Than Me Sometimes)
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“My mother-in-law stopped talking to me after I wore this shirt. Best $30 I ever spent. 10/10, would buy again.” – Tyler from Mississippi
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“Finally a hoodie that makes me look like the public menace I truly am. Even the gas station clerk called me ‘sir.’” – Jessica, probably drunk
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“Pastor said I need Jesus. I said I need another one of these mugs. Guess who was right.” – Anonymous sinner