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This shirt is stupid in the best possible way.

No deeper meaning.

No secret message.

Just pure chaos printed on cotton.

Buy it for yourself, your buddy, your cousin, your whole goddamn family.

If you wear this in public, someone will laugh.

Someone will question their life.

Somebody’s gonna want one.

High confidence energy — no matter what you’re working with

📏 SIZE GUIDE (True to Size)

BELLA+CANVAS 3001 – Premium Unisex Tee

CHEST WIDTH (inches)
XS — 16.5
S — 18
M — 20
L — 22
XL — 24
2XL — 26
3XL — 28

BODY LENGTH (inches)
XS — 27
S — 28
M — 29
L — 30
XL — 31
2XL — 32
3XL — 33