For the caffeine-dependent crime junkie in all of us.

Whether you’re binging Dateline, stalking your ex’s Venmo likes, or pretending your iced latte is a coping mechanism — this mug’s for you.

Double-sided print, dishwasher-safe, and emotionally unstable — just like the person drinking from it.

Perfect gift for your favorite podcast host, basic bestie, or yourself (because let’s be honest, you’re the main suspect).