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 The shirt that lets the world know you’re not safe to be around but somehow still lovable.

If you know the face, you know the chaos.

If you don’t… you’re about to ruin someone’s day in the best possible way.

Crisp silhouette.

Dirty intentions.

Guaranteed to make strangers stare, laugh, or cross the street.

Soft. Bold. Unhinged. Zero regrets included.

📏 SIZE GUIDE (True to Size)

GILDAN 5000 – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

CHEST WIDTH (inches)
S — 18
M — 20
L — 22
XL — 24
2XL — 26
3XL — 28

BODY LENGTH (inches)
S — 28
M — 29
L — 30
XL — 31
2XL — 32
3XL — 33