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Hold My Shit Tote Bag
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The official Dustin Sims utility bag.

Built for groceries, merch, bad decisions, emotional baggage, and whatever chaos you’re carrying today.


Big enough to hold your life.

Cheap enough that you won’t cry if you lose it.

Funny enough to get compliments from other degenerates.


Throw your shit in it and go.

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